cactaur Oct 27, 2010

Dearest Horrorquest,
                                            (TYPE WRITER FONT)
I'm afraid I haven't
posted a node all month.
(Get it? Afraid?)

SHAME! SHAMEFUL! DISGRACE! FORSOOOO

                       :     ;
                       :__  ;
        ______       ,     '     .
       /      \     /        \ .'
      /        \  /           |
     /    __    \/   ()      /
    /    /  \           ()  /
   |    /    \      /)     /
    \__/      |    //     /      __
             /    (/     |      /  \
            /             \    /    |
  __       /               \__/    /
 /  \     /           /\          /
|    \   /    __     /  \        /
 \    \_/    /  \    \   \______/
  \         /    \    \
   \       /      \    \
    \_____/        |    |
                  /    /
                 /    /      VERY HARD
                /    /    TO GROW INDOORS
               /    /   WITHOUT AT SOME POINT
              |    /  GETTING THE LITTLE BARBS
               \__/  IN YOUR SKIN IN YOUR SKIN

OOOTH!I?NFORMATION AGE

I HOPE THESE LINKS DO NOT BREAK
AS DID THE SPINES OF THOSE WHO:
STOOD IN THE WAY OF THE CACTAUR

"Oh my god that is a very large
 c a r y o p h y l l a l e
with facial hair i am drunk"
---dionarapthevicious@youtube.com

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY IS

YOU MUST GO TO THE STORE
AND BUY THE LATEST ISSUE
OF my skin is boiling

                ***
     LIVE      *#* *
    100     ***#***
   YEARS   * *#*
            *****  BUT I AM
           *   *  NOT SURE ABOUT
        ***   *  IN CAPTIVITY

WHERE ALL THE CACTUS ARE
AND HOW MANY OF THEM---.
                       |   (MALE + FEMALE)
     (where they       |
        are from       |    THEY CONTAIN WATER
                       
                       CAN YOU COUNT THE CACTUS
NO YOU CAN NOT
                       
                       OR IS IT !!
                       (wait until after the punchline!)

ALTER NEEDLE TO PROCEED TO FACE
                                -> 9999 DAMAGE

                       IS THIS FRIGHTENING TO YOU?
                       DO YOU FEAR THIS
                       
                       GREAT EVIL
                       UH


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      \       /        ORDINARY
_______\_____/______   HOUSEPLANT




With apologies,
                 rncmplx


P.S. I stopped by to water your plants
     and you were sleeping so I just
     watched for a bit.

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cactaur

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